Preferred coffee destinations

Here's a cool picture from none of the coffee places that I will be mentioning. PEACOCK.
In no particular order, these are some COOL DUDE PLACES we like to go get coffee.

- Doppio Happiness on Liverpool St. or lane or road OR WHATEVER. In the Central BUSINESS district. I think the guy that works there is probably hyped up on about 6000 coffees. They also have nice alcoholic beverages BY NIGHT.

- Axil Coffee Roasters on Burwood Rd. in Hawthorn. Apart from nice coffee and rich people everywhere, they have fancy breakfasts featuring JUS AND COULIS.

- Emporio on Burwood Rd. in Hawthorn. SO MUCH FROTH.

- Cafe Buddha and Galerie on High St. in Glen Iris. Nicest garden, tea sets & man in that shop.

- Gloria Jeans, NAH JOKING. DEY SHITE.

WORST COFFEE. Hush Hush in Camberwell. I SAID IT.

But seriously, that's enough pictures of coffee forever.

Santuccis

The coolest part about this cafe are the little fancy spoons you get with your coffee. They're the ones nannas collect and they feature some tiny plaque with a  picture of a place nanna has never even been. The espressos are served with a baby glass of soda water TO CLEAN ZE PALATE. I likea their espressos because they're tasty, BEARABLE AND SIPPABLE. SMOOTH AND STRONG. I'd prefer espressos here to a delicious STRONG SOY CAPPUCINO. If I wanted a cappucino I'd go down a few shops to Zouz (We're on Toorak Road by the way fellow readers). THICK, CREAMY, WARM AND A BOLD FLAVOUR. Zouz also has delectable green tea and a comfortable and homely female toilet.